A Funny Thing Happened to Meon the Way to the ...

...kiosk. I saw a couple of beautiful Canada Geese beside the parkway and slowed down just in case, knowing full and well that birds are not all that bright and often run/fly/take off right into traffic. As I passed the magestic duo...

...the gander opened up his lousy black beak and hissed at me. I'm sure I could see his rotten pink tonsils. How's that for gratitude? (>.<) Next time I'll just blow by the suckers and make their feathers inside-out. So there!